To the Editor:
In what I guess is an effort to “Grow our Game;
The Golf Division instead, has brought us Shame!
No longer will we hear the pleasant and rewarding “Ka-Plunk;”
Our golf holes are gone – filled with junk!
The USGA, I’m sure will not be pleased;
It’s treasured Rules, being infected with “The Villages” disease!
The Coronavirus is awful and makes us sick;
And now our golf scores must be recorded with an Asterisk.
Rumor has it that that golf management has a plan to eliminate those pesky hole and placement thereof;
With a clown head on a stick – waving a Golf Glove.
Village of Piedmont