To the Editor:
50 ways to leave the White House
(apologies to Paul Simon)
“The problem is all inside your head.”
They explained to the Prez.
The answer is easy if you take it logically.
If you lose the vote, that’s all – quite literally.
There must be 50 ways to leave the White House!
It’s really not our habit to intrude; but,
we hope the results won’t be lost or misconstrued.
It’s worth repeating at the risk of being misunderstood.
When you have fewer votes when all is done, you lose.
There must be 50 ways to leave the White House!
Leave on Marine One, just for fun.
No need to pack; just slip out the back.
Simply set yourself free.
There’s no reason to tweet. Just deny defeat.
And turn in your key.
LaVonne Joyce
Village of Bonnybrook
