To the Editor:
Just heard about something that, if true, may provide a wonderful Christmas gift for many Villagers. Donald J. Trump is publishing a PHOTO BOOK!!!! It will contain some captions that he, himself, made up!
A copy costs only $75 …but wait…one signed by Donald J. Trump, or some flunky he told to do it, is available for a mere $230. (Of course, any accusations of this being a con man’s attempt at taking your money is FAKE NEWS!)
Don’t wait, order now and often!
Village of McClure