To the Editor:

Before Trump’s inauguration, the biggest inflation complaint was that eggs cost $7 per dozen. Now that they are down to around $2 per dozen, the “libs” should really love our current administration and our efficient president. Personally, I am eating a lot of eggs and banking the savings.

All I really want back now is the half-inch of width that the toilet paper companies took away during COVID—then my life would be complete.

Dick Jones
Village of Pennecamp